🛡️⚔️ *Listen up, Tarnished! Elden Ring just cranked that difficulty up to 11 like your mom on Taco Night! 🌮💥* 💀🔥 Say hello to the “Everdark Sovereigns,” a.k.a. the baddest glow-ups the Nightlords have ever seen! These are the bosses that your therapist warned you about! 🤡💔 Bandai Namco’s like, “You thought the Nightlords were hard? LMAO, hold my Estus!” 😂🤳 *Imagine getting wrecked by Adel, Baron of the Night, now wearing a glow-up that's *literally* blinding. 🕶️ It’s like giving your dog a bath and then saying he’s an attack canine! 🐕💨 People who beat Normal Mode? *Drake Pointing* — I don't wanna see you seething when you face the Everdark version. 💰✨ Defeating these beefy bosses gives you “Sovereign Sigils,” which sounds like the name of an online MLM! “Join now and get your special Relics!” *Stonks up* 📈💸 *But remember: you can only fight these bad boys online!!* So pull up your online friends and tell them to bring their best gaming snacks! 🍕🍿 🌀🚀 *My hot take?* In under 3 months, someone’s gonna summon an Everdark Sovereign in IRL and we’ll all be out here trying to dodge jump scares like it's 2023. *This is fine.* 🔥💀