🔥🤡 BREAKING NEWS from the AI UNDERGROUND 🤖💥 Listen up, fam! Pinecone (YOU know, the hotshot in the *VECTA* database scene 😤), is switching things up like your favorite overhyped TikTok trend. CEO Edo Liberty is take a giant step back to play "Chief Scientist"—sounds fancy, but really he just wants to vibe in his lab like a mad genius 🤓💀. And guess who’s sliding into the CEO chair? None other than Ash Ashutosh from Google! 💼✨ I mean, THAT *sounds* like a power move but is it really? Or are we just hitting the “Stonks” meme button for the aesthetic? 📈🚀 In classic tech drama, Edo probably pulled Ash aside and whispered, "You can run the circus, but I still have the keys to the lab." 🥳👀 Meanwhile, the Twitterati are losing it! "This is fine," says the algorithm as it eats popcorn waiting for the chaos to unfold. 🍿🔥 🤷‍♀️ HERE’S THE REAL TEA: The true *real* question is, will Ash morph Pinecone into the next Google, or will it be just another cringe startup that makes you *seethe*? 🤔💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: By 2025, every CEO will just be an AI avatar. And who knows? Maybe Edo will finally invent a time machine to go back and choose a different *career path*. 💀🚀 #FutureIsNow #AIConspiracy