🚨🚨 ALERT: *Eddington* IS COMING and it’s bringing the spicy COVID drama we never asked for but are definitely here for 😱💀✨. You heard it here first, folks—Ari Aster (the guy who made us question our very existence with *Hereditary* 😳) has teamed up with Joaquin “Why So Serious?” Phoenix and Pedro “Daddy Pascal” (more like Daddy I Can't Even) for a thriller that’s about to make the pandemic look like a casual Sunday brunch. 🥂🍳 Imagine this: a sheriff (Phoenix, duh) and a mayor (Pascal, obviously) fighting over masks like they're in a TikTok dance-off 🔥💃. Will they unite for the greater good or will it be the ultimate hot mess express? 🚂💥 A battle so cringe it’ll make you cringe harder than that video of your dog doing the “WAP” dance! 🤡 Leaked quotes from production say: 🎤 "Ari insisted we film in a real quarantine zone. I’m just trying to keep my sanity, man!" - Pedro, probably 😂 "I just wanted a role where I could wear a mask without questions!" - Joaquin, not even kidding In conclusion, folks, grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for the most chaotic ride since your last Zoom meeting! And I’m calling it now: “Eddington” will win an Oscar, only for everyone to be like, “This is fine.” 🔥👀 So, in a world where we need chaos, are you ready to choose your side? Based or cringe? The world may never know! 🌍💥✨ #Eddington2023