📜✨ BREAKING: Alibaba CEO Eddie Wu just dropped a corporate bomb that’s hotter than a plate of spicy noodles 🍜💥. In a letter (yawn, can we say “boring”?) he announces the merger of their food delivery service Ele.me and online travel agency Fliggy into a singular mega-beast of commerce! 💰🚀 Why? Because who wants to order dim sum and NOT book a flight to Shanghai while doing it? 🤯🤡 According to Wu, this “strategic upgrade” is basically a bid to transform Alibaba from a simple e-commerce platform into a FULL-ON consumer juggernaut. Think galaxy brain, but for capitalism. 💸🦾 Meanwhile, I can totally imagine a conversation over at the Alibaba HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer: “So, we’re combining Ele.me and Fliggy? What’s next, delivering vacations on a silver platter?” 👨‍💼 Eddie Wu: “No cap, if we can make it happen the stonks will FLY! 📈” If this merger doesn’t send you spiraling into the void contemplating the meaning of life and where your last pizza went, are you even a millennial? 🤔💀 🔥 Here’s the real hot take: by 2025, we’ll have food delivered to your hotel while you’re on a Zoom meeting! Embrace the chaos, fam! 🤯🌌