🔥 BREAKING: Ed Zitron is the AI Whiplash King! 🤡💰 💥 Yo, fam! Gather 'round for this wild ride—Ed Zitron, your favorite PR wizard, is out here STAN-ing AI and roasting it in the same breath! Talk about a *drama* that rivals your high school prom 👀💔. Ed is literally the human embodiment of THIS IS FINE when it comes to AI 🤷‍♂️🔥. One day he’s tweeting like “AI is gonna steal our jobs!” 🤖💀, and the next, he’s sipping on that AI company stonks juice 📈 like it's some artisanal coffee. Listen, you can’t spell “conflict of interest” without an “Ed”! 😂 Rumor has it he held a press conference, where he was quoted saying, “I just love money, and AI is just a means to my gucci wallet!” (Leaked info, trust me. 🤫). Don’t be surprised if this dude chairs the next meeting titled: “How to love and hate something at the same time—my brand!” 🌌 So here’s my unhinged prediction: In 5 years, Ed will drop a mallet on an AI robot in a boxing ring. 💥💥 Mark my words, it’ll be the content we didn’t know we needed. Buckle up, tech world! 🚀