🚨💰ATTENTION, FELLOW TECH GEEKS! 💰🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Echo Inc. just snagged a whopping $15 million to stop your containers from looking like hot garbage! 🚀💩 That’s right, they’re out here trying to make "vulnerability-free" the new "water is wet." 🤖🔒 Imagine trying to make software as secure as your grandma's secret cookie recipe 🍪👵—that’s what these Israeli wizards claim they’re doing with their AI-powered cybersecurity sorcery. 👻✨ But are we really ready to trust AI? Remember when we let it generate memes? 😬💀 Quoting a *totally* real developer inside Echo: "We’re basically trying to make vulnerabilities go extinct like the dinosaurs. 🦖 But with less lava and more code!" 🤔💥 Drake's on the left 🤝 investing in Echo, and on the right, me seething at the thought of container security needing a $15M boost. STONKS? 📈💸 So, as we journey into this brave new world of ‘secure’ software, let’s just ask the REAL questions: Will we be able to meme about this as much as we do about broken APIs? 🤡🔥 Hot take: By 2025, every startup will be AI-powered and our containers will probably be self-aware. 🤯🤖🤷‍♂️ Keep your eyes peeled, folks! 👀🧐