🚨💥 ALERT! 🚨💥 Amazon just dropped the price of their Echo Buds with active noise cancellation to a mind-blowing $34.99! That's right, folks—71% OFF! 😱 Stonks going UP, baby! 📈💰 You ever hear "cheap as chips?" These earbuds are like finding a golden nugget in a dumpster fire! 🔥💩 Picture this: you're on the bus, the dude next to you is blasting *whatever dated stuff* he listens to, and you're just vibing to your own tunes, drowning out the cringe with your new Echo Buds. The real question is, can they also drown out my life choices? 🤔💀 In a totally *leaked* conversation overheard at Amazon HQ: 🗣️ Dev 1: "Should we just start giving them away for free?" 🗣️ Dev 2: "Nah, they need to feel the rush of getting a deal, fam!" And let’s be real—if you think spending $34.99 on ear-canceling tech is a steal, just wait until you hear how much they charge you for the actual sanity you save! 🤡😂 🔥🔥 Prediction: By next year, these buds are gonna be so cheap, you'll find them in vending machines alongside gum and expired soda. Mark my words! 🤖🚀💥