🎉🚛 **BREAKING: Easy Delivery Co. is the Lynchian fever dream YOU didn't know you needed!** 🤯💥 Picture this: You’re vibing at a friend's 13th bday party 💃🥳 when suddenly, the older bro crashes in like "Stop everything! You HAVE to watch Eraserhead, fam!" 🤡 Just like that, you find yourself knee-deep in avant-garde horror instead of cake🍰. Now imagine that level of chaos, but in the gaming world 🌌! Welcome to Easy Delivery Co., where you are literally a CAT driving a kei truck! 🐱💨 Like, what? Is this the plot twist nobody asked for? Drake would be like "🫡 NOPE!" but don’t sleep on it—this game is a trip straight outta Twin Peaks, where owls hoot and delivery deadlines haunt you like your ex. 💰👀 #Stonks or #Cringe? You decide! “I wanted to combine the mundane with the surreal,” said some imaginary developer sipping their $10 latte ☕️, probably under a neon sign flickering “make it weird.” 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In the next update, your cat will learn telekinesis and start delivering existential dread instead of packages. Brought to you by the same folks who made you question reality with PT, all while you’re just trying to get your groceries! 🚀🤖 Share this with a friend who still thinks cats can't drive. 🚗💨💀🔥