🚨 BREAKING: EA just put the Need for Speed franchise in a metaphorical coma, and fr fr it’s time to read the eulogy. 😭💀 Apparently, they’re not just parked; they’re fully STONKS’d and leaving it to rust, bros. Like, "Need for Speed? Never heard of her" levels of rejection. What’s next, are they gonna rebrand it as “Need for More Microtransactions?” 💰💀 So get this: Matthew Everingham, a dude who probably has more car pics than friends, dropped the bomb that EA is *quietly parking* Need for Speed. 🅱️🚗 Is it in a garage or a junkyard? Only the EA gods know. Meanwhile, Speedhunters, EA's side chick, is like “we’re not getting updates either” – yikes! 🥴 It’s giving “this is fine” while the whole world burns around them. 🔥 And just to add some soggy fries to this sad Happy Meal, Criterion Games has sent most of its team over to Battlefield – because who wouldn’t want to trade fast cars for slow-moving soldiers? 🤖🚀 📢 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly? We just wanted more time to figure out how to charge players for car tires.” 🤡 Hot take: EA will pivot and become a car insurance company by 2025. Need for Speed insurance anyone? 😂🚗💨