🚨 BREAKING NEWS: EA's *next* Battlefield game is in CHAOS! 🚨 (and no, it's not a feature, bro) 💀👀 So like, EA’s new baby, codenamed “Glacier” (which is apparently melting faster than our hopes for a good Battlefield game), is supposed to drop in SPRING 2026. 🚀🌸 But wait! 🛑 Apparently, reality slapped them silly, and now devs are saying this *thing* is spiraling over budget and their dreams are as lofty as a SpaceX launch! 💰💨 An "insider" (we all know they just chill with their mountain dew coding all night) said EA’s aim was a casual 100 million players. Like, are you what? Stonks 🚀? Battlefield 2042 barely scraped past 22 million, and the OG barely hit 30 million! Meanwhile, EA execs are cosplaying as Drake and pointing to CoD and Fortnite saying “this is what we're aiming for” while we’re all just here like “this is fine” with half-baked microtransactions screaming at us. 😳🔥 In the words of a totally made up dev: “If we wanted this kind of pressure, we’d join a cult!” 🤣 Hot take: If *Glacier* launches, it’ll be as popular as a banana peel on a treadmill 🥴. Mark my words: by 2027, EA will force-feed us NFT skins or we'll all just be in a cringe TikTok dance-off instead. PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! 💿✍️