BREAKING: UNC6384 Just Hit Up Europe Like It’s Their Favoritest Tourist Destination! 🌍✈️💥 👀 So, here we go! A new China-linked hacking squad, which we’re dubbing “UNC6384: The Shortcut Bandits,” is out here exploiting a juicy Windows shortcut vulnerability! 🤖💣 Ain't it wild? Windows must’ve been on that “This is fine” meme life because they let this one slide! 😂🔥 🕵️‍♂️ Hold up! These digital ninjas are targeting diplomats in Hungary, Belgium, Italy, and the Netherlands, looking like they’re playing an international game of “who can invite more chaos?” 🤡💀 I mean, who needs diplomacy when you can just hit Ctrl+Esc and unleash the spicy malware?! 🚀💰 💬 "We thought this was just a quick trip to some government Zoom calls," said a *totally not fictional* EU diplomat who definitely didn't see this coming. "Now it's a full-blown cyber-Netflix series!" 🎬💔 And listen, I’m pretty sure the developers over at Microsoft are like Drake pointing 👌 against cyberattacks but still sipping their coffee, saying “Stonks down! We’ll patch it eventually… maybe!” 📉💩 Now for the hot take: By 2026, UNC6384 will *totally* be running diplomatic relations through a Fortnite party, and we'll all be left scratching our heads wondering where it all went wrong. 🤯💀 Share this before your computer catches a case of the UNC6384! 😱✨