🚨🎮💰BREAKING: EA is back on that STONKS grind, and they’re not even pretending to care! Battlefield 6 just scored the title of BEST-SELLING game in the US like it’s no biggie, less than a month after its October 10 drop date! 🎉💥 Who needs a social life when you can camp in a virtual trench?! 😂🤖 But wait, did you hear the tea? Pokémon is out here sprinting like it's a 100m dash and snatched the title for FASTEST-SELLING physical game in 2025! This is a full-on NERD MONOPOLY! 🚀💀 Meanwhile, EA employees are probably in a Zoom call like, “Dude, we should just charge them $100 for skins and watch $$$ roll in.” 🤡💸🔥 This is fine, bro—no cap! *Leaked quote from a developer*: “I thought we were making a game, not giving out free wins to noobs” 😂➡️🙃 So, keep your wallets ready and your social interactions minimal, because I predict in 2025 we’ll ALL be playing *Fortnite TikTok Battle Royale Edition* where you literally floss your enemies to death 🤯💀. Seal it with an "LOL" for good measure! #CringeButMakeItMoney