🚨👽 Hey fam, gather 'round for the hottest scoop on our new extraterrestrial BFF, the eyeball-shaped T. Ocellus 👁️!! That’s right – we’re officially more scared of an over-caffeinated eyeball with a penchant for horror than we are of the Xenomorph - it's like the “this is fine” dog but with laser vision! 🔥💀 I mean, we all thought the Xenomorph was peak nightmare fuel, but now we’ve got this googly-eyed menace lurking around like “I’m just vibing, bro” while low-key planning our demise! 🤖💥 Imagine this: *leaked developer quotes* - “We wanted to make a villain that really watches you while you watch TikToks at 3 AM. No cap.” 😂 The T. Ocellus is giving major “stonks up” vibes for intergalactic horror, and I can already envision the fan art exploding on Twitter like it’s 2021 all over again. 🤯💸 And please, don't even get me started on how it’s gonna trend next to that Drake meme! 🤦‍♂️👀 Future prediction? The T. Ocellus will be our next therapist – because just when you thought you’ve seen behind the veil of sanity, it’s lurking with its thousand-yard stare ready to “cope” with your existential dread. Buckle up, Earthlings! 🚀🔥