🌪️💥🚨 Hold onto your phones, fam! We’re about to turn your Android into a seismic superhero! 🦸‍♂️📱💥 No cap, earthquake alerts are now nationwide, and Samsung’s like, "Hold my galaxy, I’m coming in hot!" ☄️🔥 So ya boi just found out you can transform your phone into an earthquake fortune teller—no crystal ball needed! Just picture it: you’re vibing, scrolling TikTok 😎, and BOOM! 🐉 Your phone's like, “Earthquake incoming!” 🥴 And you’re just there like 🤯 “No way, bro! I just bought this avocado toast!” In a leaked convo, a Samsung dev reportedly said, "We’re not just jumping on the stonks train, we’re building the whole freaking rollercoaster. 🎢🚀" But wait, is this just a ploy to distract us from your phone battery dying faster than my will to go outside? 🤔💀 🔥 Prediction: Soon, your phone will also help you dodge bad vibes and bad Wi-Fi! So next time it rumbles, grab that Samsung and get ready to run like your kitchen caught fire! This is fine, right? 🔥💩 So get those alerts on, fam, and remember: If it’s not Samsung, you’re just being cringe. 🥴📉😜 Share this or risk having your house turned into the next TikTok challenge!