🚨🌍💨 BREAKING NEWS: Earthmover aims to be the *Snowflake* of weather and geospatial data! I mean, can we just 🙄 at that comparison? 🤡 🌪️ So, like, they raised $7.2 million because, apparently, companies are dying to decode the mysteries of weather models. 🤔💰 Like, bro, didn't we already have weather apps? Sometimes, it rains, sometimes it... you know, doesn't. This is fine. 🔥💀 But wait, here’s the tea ☕️: "We want to revolutionize how businesses see the weather!" said some ecstatic Earthmover dev, probably wearing socks with sandals 🤮. "It's like the stonks meme but for rain!" Honestly, imagine being an investor: "So, let me get this straight. You want to be the snowflake in a blizzard of tech? 🙃" Bet they responded with, "Well, we have a very innovative cloud strategy!" 🌩️ Listen, fam, if Earthmover launches a weather dashboard with an NFT for each raindrop, I’ll sue. 🚀💀 But no cap, what’s next? A subscription model for weather forecasts?! 🤯 This will end up as a meme that makes you seethe in 2024! 💥 Prediction: In five years, “Earthmover” will either be the next big thing or just another crispy failure in the tech dumpster 🔥💩. #StayTuned