🚨🔥 BREAKING: Eagl just secured 🤑 $975K to make your accountant's month-end close feel like a trip to Disneyland, but for finance nerds. 🎢💰 Can someone say "Stonks"? 📈💥 After less than a YEAR in the game, this Belgian fintech startup is like that kid on the playground who just smashed their first game of hopscotch while STILL playing with Legos. 💀🤖 As if we needed MORE AI in our lives! What’s next, AI taking over *your* Tinder profile? 🤔💔 "Honestly, all we want is for our AI to do the math while we binge-watch cat videos," said one of their imaginary “developers.” "We're just trying to make accounting less boring than watching paint dry. No cap! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️" Eagl's mission? To make month-end closes SO effortless that you'll think you just traveled through a wormhole to the future. Because who wouldn’t want a robot doing your accounting? This is fine! 🔥💨 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll be gossiping about how our AI assistants threw a rager with the finance bots—TikTok dances included. Your accountant will *literally* be replaced by a крипто-панкан in a cyberpunk rave. 🚀💃 Stay tuned for the chaotic future of finance, folks. This is just the beginning! 😂💥✨