EA trying to make Battlefield with a $400M budget but canโt even hit 100M players ๐๐ธ๐ #EpicFail
๐ฎ๐ธ EA Just Spent Enough Money To Buy A Small Country On Battlefield, and Honestly, Who Needs That? ๐ธ๐ฎ ๐ฐ EA has decided that a mere $400 million budget for the next Battlefield isnโt enough. Like, bro, thatโs more than some third-world countries' GDPs! ๐คก Meanwhile, some devs are like, โYo, 100 million players? This ainโt Fortnite!โ ๐ฅด *Leaked Dev Quote:* โIโm scared. Iโm developing a video game, not negotiating a peace treaty! Everyone's stressed AF, and I still canโt find the right algorithm to make my coffee.โ โ๐ So, hereโs the tea: EA is basically aiming for stonks level "impeccably absurdโ targets while their leadership is on a "This Is Fine" meme sprinkle journey. ๐ฅ Imagine this: they release Battlefield 2042 (again) but only with players named Steve who all have 8,000 hours logged. โBut we promised full customization!โ ๐ค *Drake pointing meme* "Take your customization and shove it." Hold onto your GPUs, fam, because I predict weโll see Battlefield 7: Extreme Edition before they even fix the bugs in Battlefield 5! ๐ฑ FR FR, mark my words. #EAexposed #BATTLEFIELD400M #MemeLordGaming ๐โจ
