🚨BREAKING: EA & Stability AI Are About to Transform Gaming—Or at Least That’s What They Want You to Think! 🚨 👾 EA has linked arms with Stability AI like they’re at a Tinder date gone right, aiming to sprinkle some AI magic on game dev. But let’s be real, this is just an excuse to avoid actually hiring more devs—to make those stonks 💰💰 soar! #Cringe “Don’t worry, gamers,” EA says, “humans will still be in charge! We promise! 😉💀” Sounds like a recipe for a “This Is Fine” meme right about now. 🔥 Like, bro, if your artists need a robot to help them create, it’s time to rethink your hiring practices! 🤡 In a leaked convo, one dev said, “AI can draft and analyze, but it can’t dream? This isn’t a Pixar movie; it’s gaming! My cat dreams bigger than our last three releases!” 🐱✨ So, as EA makes AI their ‘trusted ally’ (🤖—sure, Jan), just know this: the next time you play an EA game, that ‘human touch’ might have been replaced with code from a caffeinated neural net. 🤖💻 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll have AI-generated loot boxes that will literally sell your soul for a Pixelated Hat of Infinite Regret! 💀 Who’s in? #GameOn #LevelUp