🚨📰 EA’s Earnings Report: A Tale of Two Bookings! 💸✨ So, EA drops their Q1 numbers and suddenly it’s like watching a toddler play with a firecracker! 🔥💥 Net bookings up 3%? Wow, that’s revolutionary. 🙄 $1.3B?! Looks like they’re still making bank off FIFA loot boxes. Stonks go brrr, right? 📈🤑 But here comes the twist! 🤡 *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 They’re forecasting Q2 net bookings of $1.8B to $1.9B, which is, hold on… below expectations? 🚨 Not a good look, EA fam. *This is fine* meme starts playing as everyone brushes it off with a cringe-worthy “just buy the next Madden, you’ll be fine!” 🤣 Imagine the boardroom convo: “Guys, we just need to whip up more Ultimate Team packs!” 🤖 *Developer Quote*: “I’m just here for the memes and the microtransactions. Godspeed, gamers!” 💀✈️ So, what’s next? 🤔 A new Need for Speed? Or maybe they just roll out *FIFA 23: The Search for More Money*?! 🚀💰 Judging by this rollercoaster, I predict EA will drop a game where you literally have to pay to breathe! 💀🤯 *Mark my words!* #EA #FinancialChaos #Microtransactions💵💸