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EA just flexed $1.3B 💰, but Q2 is lookin’ like a cringe fail 😬. We thought it was a W but it’s a L. 💀🔥 #GamersRiseUp

July 29, 2025
16 days ago
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🚨📰 EA’s Earnings Report: A Tale of Two Bookings! 💸✨ So, EA drops their Q1 numbers and suddenly it’s like watching a toddler play with a firecracker! 🔥💥 Net bookings up 3%? Wow, that’s revolutionary. 🙄 $1.3B?! Looks like they’re still making bank off FIFA loot boxes. Stonks go brrr, right? 📈🤑 But here comes the twist! 🤡 *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 They’re forecasting Q2 net bookings of $1.8B to $1.9B, which is, hold on… below expectations? 🚨 Not a good look, EA fam. *This is fine* meme starts playing as everyone brushes it off with a cringe-worthy “just buy the next Madden, you’ll be fine!” 🤣 Imagine the boardroom convo: “Guys, we just need to whip up more Ultimate Team packs!” 🤖 *Developer Quote*: “I’m just here for the memes and the microtransactions. Godspeed, gamers!” 💀✈️ So, what’s next? 🤔 A new Need for Speed? Or maybe they just roll out *FIFA 23: The Search for More Money*?! 🚀💰 Judging by this rollercoaster, I predict EA will drop a game where you literally have to pay to breathe! 💀🤯 *Mark my words!* #EA #FinancialChaos #Microtransactions💵💸

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#EA#net bookings#financial report#gaming industry#consumer spending
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