🚨💔 BREAKING: Applied Materials just hit the “𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙀𝙒𝙒” button on their stock! 💔🚨 Their stock just took a nosedive like every "hot new game" that turns out to be a glorified tech demo! 🤡💀 So, they were like, *“Surprise! 📉 This quarter's forecast is *DEADER THAN MY LAST RELATIONSHIP*! 🍂”* and stonks were plummeting faster than you can say “let’s pivot to crypto.” They reported earnings of **$2.48 per share**—yikes, that sounds like a spicy meme about stock compensation fees, but it wasn’t spicy enough to keep analysts from unleashing the “this is fine” meme. 🙃🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly? I thought we were ON FIRE 🔥 but our stock is like a badly cached website – it won’t stop crashing!” 😂 So what's the takeaway? Chipmakers are about to face *more misery* than a cat forced to take a bath! 🛁😾 No cap, it’s gonna be TRAGEDY! 🔥Hot Take: By 2025, someone will accidentally invent a chip made of bread and call it the **Gluten Processor** 🍞📈—which will end up being the hottest tech on Wall Street. Mark my words! 🚀👽