✨💰BREAKING: E2B Just Secured $21 Million, So Call the Stonks! 🚀💸 🚨 y’all, gather ROUND! E2B—aka the company you’ve never heard of until now—just pulled a WHOLE BAG by snatching up $21 million in funding. 🤯 And get this: 88% of Fortune 100 companies are now ride-or-die with their AI infrastructure! 💪😱 We’re talking about the true GOATs of the biz world, not just *that one* cousin who says "stocks go brrrr." E2B's secret sauce? We don’t really know, but it's definitely infused with “seriously secure AI agent deployments” 🔐🤖—which, let’s be real, sounds like they’re just prepping us for the robot takeover. 😬💀 “Just plug it in, it’ll do the work and take your job, and maybe your soul, too!” said a developer—probably. 😂 Also, did you see how everyone’s clamoring for AI like it's the last slice of pizza at a party? 🍕 Drake is pointing at AI, while we’re just like, "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥👀 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, E2B will be either THE savior of corporate America or we’ll be using their servers to generate AI memes of cats playing the stock market 🐱💹. Either way, get ready for some serious chaos, fam. Buckle up! 🤯💥 Share if you wanna get on this meme rocket before it leaves the launchpad! 🚀✨💥 #E2B #Fortune100 #AIOverlords