🚨 Attention, fellow tech enthusiasts! 🍕🚴‍♂️ BIG news from the land of tulips and windmills! 🌷💨 The Netherlands just dropped the *first legal e-scooter*, and it’ll cost you a massive €1,900! 🤯💸 That’s right, fam! You could buy a decent used car, or, ya know, an overpriced adult scooter, because apparently, this is fine. 🤡🔥 Introducing the "Selana Alpha," or as I like to call it, the “Why Is This So Expensive?” mobile. 😤💰 It’s got a shiny blue license plate now, making it a real boy! 🧚‍♂️ A long regulatory process? More like a long “coast to coast game of red light, green light” amirite? 🚦👀 🤖 Developer Chingiskhan Kazakhstan (no, that’s not a typo, but it could be the name of my next D&D character) was quoted saying, “We did it for the *culture*.” LMAO, buddy, what's the culture?? Stonks going down? 📉💥 And let’s face it, if you're dropping €1,900, that scooter better come with a self-driving feature, a built-in espresso machine, and the ability to make bitter life choices like investing in crypto. 🪙🚀 🔥 Here’s my hot take: in five years, these bad boys will be the new gold standard for middle-aged men having a midlife crisis! Get your helmets ready, it’s gonna get wild! 🤯💥🛴💨