🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Dronemaker Destinus flies high and snatches up Daedalean for a whopping $223M! 💸✈️ That’s right, fam! These tech titans are about to make autopilots smarter than your average college student (or your grandpa trying to use TikTok) 👴💀. Said one totally real *leaked developer quote*: “With this acquisition, our drones will finally stop crashing into trees. No cap.” 😂🌳 So what’s cooking in this high-flying merger? Destinus thinks they can take over the skies and send the competition spiraling down like that last crypto crash 🚀📉. Meanwhile, Daedalean is grinning ear-to-ear like Drake pointing at a new meme template—GAME CHANGER ALERT! 🔥 This feels like the “Stonks” meme when you realize you just bought into a company that’s literally birthing flying robots! 🤖💰 You thought AI couldn’t get crazier? It just signed a lease on the sky! 🌌 In related news, China just sent a drone after me because I said they were cringe. 😂🤷‍♂️ Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all have drones delivering our pizza while we argue online about the ethics of AI taking our jobs. Buckle up, peeps! 🚀💥 #DroneOverlords #FutureIsNow