🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Dust AI JUST HIT $6M ARR! 💰💰 That's right, folks! Forget the snooze-fest of talking heads 🤖🗣️—these agents actually DO STUFF!! 🤯✨ Yeah, you heard me. Instead of just ghosting in Slack like that one friend who always says, "I'm on my way" but is still in bed, Dust is building enterprise agents that automate workflows like a boss! 💻💪 We're talking about Claude models from Anthropic—no, not your grandma's Claude, but the one that actually gets things done while your intern binge-watches *The Office* for the 87th time. 📺😂 Leaked developer quote: “Our AI agents are like the Avengers of the corporate world. They assemble, save the day, and still manage to serve a solid cup of coffee. ☕️💪” Meanwhile, every legacy software company is seething in their corner like "This Is Fine" dog, watching Dust turn business processes into a smooth jazz playlist while they’re still figuring out how to send emails without CCing the entire company. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Prediction: In a year, Dust's agents will be negotiating your salary and winning poker tournaments while you're still stranded in Zoom hell. 🚀💀 Mark my words, folks! 🔮👾 #DustToTheMoon #Stonks