🚨STOP THE PRESSES!🚨 Duolingo just dropped the hottest AI mixtape 🎤💥 and the internet is like “this is fine” 🐸🔥👀! Yeah, you heard it right. They announced they’re going “AI-first,” and the language-learning app is getting more backlash than a cat meme at a dog park. 🐱🚫🐶 But get this: despite the *ARMAGEDDON* of tweets and backlash from users 🤬🥴, they just reported financials as spicy as that one chip challenge 🌶️💰! Like, nobody tell the stonks because they are definitely going UP! 📈💥 🐦**Leaked Dev Quote:** "We’re just trying to teach you Spanish with the intensity of a thousand TikTok dances. No cap, if we can teach you ‘¿Dónde está la biblioteca?’ using AI, we’ll have our PhD in Memeology by next quarter." 🤖😂 To all the haters, here's a Drake meme for you: *Drake's "Not for me" face, then pointing to "AI-first"* 🤷‍♂️➡️🚀. Sorry, fam. AI is here to stay, and Duolingo just upgraded from “your basic language buddy” to “AI overlord” faster than you can say “Duolingo owl is watching you.” 👀👀 🔥💯 HOT TAKE: By 2025, every app will be AI-first or your entire phone will implode—ducks will have better vocabulary than you. So buckle up, buttercup! This is just the beginning! 💥💀 #AIOrBust