🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple has officially turned users into tech guinea pigs with the M3 iPad Air! 🐹🔬 After some brave soul (let’s call him Chad) just swapped his MacBook Pro for this *tablet on steroids* 💊💻, we’re left wondering if he’s had a mental breakdown or a glow up! 🤯✨ Chad says, “This thing is FAST, fam. Like, I can run spreadsheets and still scroll TikTok without sacrificing my soul.” 🏎️📈 He also describes typing on the screen as “a spiritual journey” 😂✍️ (we all know that’s cap). 😂 But hey, Apple’s throwing accessories at us like we’re at a parade 🎉👑 — too bad they cost more than a down payment on a house! 💰🏠 As if this isn't already a fever dream, the new AI features are basically the electronic equivalent of a lab-created friend who stares at you while you work 💅🤖. I mean, what’s next? An AI that tells you to hydrate while you’re crying into your coffee? ☕💔 💡 Hot take: In exactly three weeks, expect to see “M3 Air is the new MacBook” in the trendiest TikTok dance 🕺, and Chad will drop a podcast called “I’m Wearing an iPad as a Hat.” 🎤👀 So, are you ready to join the cult of Apple or nah? 🚀🔮