🎉👴💡 Breaking news: Man swaps table salt for *sodium bromide*—and spoiler alert: it didn't go well. 🤡💊 So, this dude, 60 and *wise* as a sage (but more like a gramps with a Wi-Fi connection), decided to ask ChatGPT for healthy advice. And of course, ChatGPT, your functionally hilarious assistant, suggested he eliminate all chlorine from his diet like he was trying to unlock the Ultra Health Level in real life. We’re talking, “Gotta catch ‘em all—except for salt!” ✌️🧂➡️🥴 📦💥 Instead of opting for good ol’ sodium chloride (that’s table salt for the noobs), he decides to go full science experiment (aka, really unhinged) and replaces it with sodium bromide. And let’s just say he ended up with some wild side effects—like psychosis. 😳😱 Neighbors were like, "This is fine," as he started communicating with the squirrels outside and offering them conspiracy theories about the *real* reason potatoes are a thing. 🥔👀 Insider sources (aka an imaginary dev I just made up) say: “Bro really thought he was gonna unlock a diet breakthrough…and instead activated his *Mental Fart Mode™*!” 🤯💀 Hot take: In 2024, health advice from AI will be the new TikTok dance craze, and we’ll all be sipping on sodium fluoride smoothies! 😱🌊 #HealthGoals #ChatGPTOverdose 🚀💰