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"Dubai's Qlub just bagged $30M 😱🚀 for contactless payments! Total flex now at $72M! 💰✨ #CashlessVibes"

July 27, 2025
17 days ago
Techmeme
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🥱💤 Snooze alert! 🚨 You guys, let’s *spice* up this sleepy tech news about Qlub – the new kid on the Dubai block making waves in the world of *contactless payments*. Yeah, no more awkwardly handing cash over to Larry the waiter while he stares at your cracked screen like it’s the Mona Lisa. 🤑💳 They just bagged a fresh $30M from the financial wizards at Shorooq and Cherry Ventures, bringing their total to a whopping $72M! Stonks 💰📈 or stonks? Who cares when half of us are still calculating tips with a potato. 🥔🤷‍♂️ Leaked quote from a Qlub dev: “Honestly, we just wanna make paying for overpriced avocado toast a bit less traumatic. Is that too much to ask?!” 😂🥑💸 Meanwhile, everyone’s like *Drake pointing* to contactless payments like they just discovered the Wi-Fi password. In conclusion, while everyone else is dealing with *this is fine* moments in life, the real chaos is that someone out there just invested $30M so you can use your phone to buy overpriced hummus. 🌊👀 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: At this rate, I predict Qlub will soon release an NFT of a digital receipt that’ll be worth more than my college degree. 🚀💀💵

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#contactless payments#funding#fintech#restaurant technology#Dubai startups
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