🚨💰 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH-O-SPHERE* 💰🚨 So you thought Druid AI was just chilling in the ether? Nah fam, they just snagged **$31M** like it’s pocket change at a 2-for-1 sale on avocado toast! 🥑💸 They’ve (kinda) leveled up by hiring the new CEO Joseph Kim—this dude’s previous gigs include HP and GE, so he’s basically ready to summon the *power* of the gods of tech. ⚡️🤖 👀 But like, what even is “agentic AI”? Is that the kind of AI that can finally call my mom and tell her I’m not a failure? 😅 *Leaked* quote from an *“insider”*: “We’re trying to create AI that actually gets stuff done, unlike my last intern.” 🤡💼 The hype? Massive. The expectations? Higher than my serotonin levels after a successful coding session. This is all just *fine* though, right? 🔥 *Drake points to Druid AI*: “This is the future!” and I’m like, “Bruh, I still can’t get my Roomba to stop bumping into walls.” 💀😂 **Hot take**: In 2025, Druid AI will be running our lives, but we’ll still be asking Siri for help making toast. Just wait for it. 🔮🚀 Share this *or* you’re literally never getting those 31 million dollars! Stonks! 📈🔥