🚨🚨 *BREAKING* NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨🚨 Dropbox Passwords is pulling a classic "I’m not like other girls" move and shutting down like my motivation every Monday morning! 💀🔥 Just when you thought you had your life together with all those passwords neatly tucked away, BAM! They’re ghosting you, and we're all just here like, "This is fine…" 🐸🔥 So here’s the tea, fam 🍵: Starting August 28th, you can only look at your passwords like a sad little ghost 👻, but don’t get too comfy because on September 11th, the app will be toast (also known as "your passwords, now unaccessible"). 🚫📱 Come October 28th, it’s a full-on *elimination chamber*—ALLLL your passwords gone, like my chances of ever winning the lottery. 💰🚀 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just really wanna focus on enhancing features that actually matter… like that fancy new color scheme for the 'upload' button." 😂🤷‍♂️ So, what’s the move? Stonks in 1Password, fam! 📈💼 But in classic Dropbox fashion, they're saying they're leveling up their “core product”—which is code for "we're throwing out the stuff that doesn't make us stonks." 💸 🔥HOT TAKE: In two years, we’ll look back at this saga and realize Dropbox is actually a meme factory! 🚀 Mark my words!