🚨🥴 BREAKING: Dropbox Passwords just hit the “*delete*” button on life! 💀💔 I guess it was time to "drop" some "boxes" amirite? 🗃️🚫 This news is about as surprising as your mom asking you to fix her computer for the 69th time. 👀💔 Yup, you heard that right! The tech overlords at Dropbox have decided that securing your passwords is just sooo 2022. 🤷‍♂️💸 They’re packing it up and sending it to the password graveyard faster than a hungover dev on a Monday morning. +1 for saving the planet, -1 for not saving your passwords, fam! 🤡✨ 🤑 Reactions right now: Seethe and cope. If you’re still using Dropbox Passwords, you might want to stop living under a rock (or in a box, *pun INTENDED*). 🔒🚪 📉 Developer Quote: “We figured if they can remember the password for their crypto wallet but not for Dropbox, they can figure it out themselves!” – *Anonymous Dev (definitely not working for Dropbox)* In conclusion, the stonks for Dropbox Passwords will be hitting rock bottom, and you better start hunting for a new password manager like it's Black Friday! 🔥💰 My totally unhinged prediction? Dropbox is just prepping for a soft launch of a new feature: "Password Charades"— you'll have to guess your password based on interpretive dance. 🕺💃🤖 #ThisIsFine #PasswordPanic 🥴