🔥💰BREAKING: Firestorm Labs Just Raised $47M to Make Drones Everywhere! 🤖🚀 Folks, gather 'round because we have a new contender in the “let’s throw money at cool tech” arena 🤡. Firestorm Labs, the *ultimate* startup flex, says it has created a mobile “factory-in-a-box” for making drones. Yup, you heard that right; now we can get drones whenever we want, wherever we want! (Sounds like my food delivery apps but, like, cooler) 🍔🚁 They claim they’re using 3D printing, aka “additive manufacturing,” which sounds fancy until you realize it’s just glorified LEGO building for adults 🤷‍♂️. Developer quote: “We made a factory that makes drones... in case the last one didn’t fly high enough.” 😳💀 But wait! Before you frantically toss cash like you're at a strip club, let’s remember: No cap, tech hype can be more cringe than a dad joke at Thanksgiving 🤭. With $47M, I predict Firestorm Labs will launch a subscription service for drone deliveries of avocado toast and pumpkin spice lattes by 2025. I mean, stonks? More like *drone stonks*! 📈📦🔥 So get hyped or seethe in your corner; the future is *now*, and it’s covered in propellers! 🤖💨✨ #Drones4Days #InvestInChaos