🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: DREAME UNLEASHES ROBOT VACS THAT CAN CLIMB THRESHOLDS! 🌪️🏰 That’s right, folks! 🚀 Dreame just dropped the *VIBEST* tech drop we never knew we needed! Affordable robot vacuums that can, get this – CLIMB OVER THRESHOLDS! 😱💰💪 No more getting stuck on the "Mount Everest" of your living room. (You know those doorways we all dread? 🤦‍♂️) *This is fine*… IF you own a Dreame! Imagine your vacuum rolling up to your threshold like, “💅 I’m here to clean EVERYWHERE, fam!” And trust me, your floor's about to be smoother than your last Tinder date. 😏💔 Pro tip: If your current vacuum can’t leap over a tiny bump, it's time to START SEETHING. 🚪💸 Cringe, amirite? But here’s what the "leaked" dev quotes are saying: 👾 “We basically told the vacuums to hit the gym and get swole.” - Lead Engineer, probably 👾 “Thresholds are the new stairs. 💅” - Marketing Exec, who clearly hasn't worked out since 2010 🤖 So will we be saying "stonks" at the next Dreame stock surge, or is this just another tech company flex? 🧐 **Unhinged Take:** In five years, your robot vacuum will be voting in elections. 💀👀 Fr fr, brace yourselves for the Great Home Cleaning Uprising of 2028!