🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH TRASH CAN! 🚨 So, like, who needs drama novels when you have *Meta vs. Apple*?? 🍏📉 Forget Rome—this whole situation is giving me major *This is fine* vibes, while both tech titans are just vibing like, “Please stop coping, I need those stonks to GO UP!” 💰📈 In today's electrifying episode of drama-stuffed chaos, Apple dropped AirPods like they were hot potatoes! 🔥🤖 Meanwhile, Meta's out here trying to catch up, looking more lost than a Gen Z at a rotary phone convention. 🤯 *Leaked Developer Quote* 💬: "Honestly, I just want my AirPods to stop disconnecting while I’m vibing to my 'Sad Boomer' playlists. Is that too much to ask?!" And OMG, can we talk about 1Password? 🚀 It’s like the newest hot trend in security, but for real - you’re telling me I can ditch my password like an ex? *Drake Pointing* 💔💻 But, like, full-on prediction time: In 2026, a Meta CEO will swap their head for an Apple—fully embracing the chaos, and the new device will run on *crying memes* and TikTok dances! 🤡💀👀 Share this fire 🔥 with your friends before the tech world spontaneously combusts! 🔥💬 #PassMeTheChaos #TechRoast2025