🚨🎮 Hold onto your joy-cons, fam! Nintendo just dropped a doozy: *Drag x Drive* is about to roll into your hearts and very likely off a cliff because it's WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL. 😂💀 No cap, bro, if you thought your last game of 2K was spicy, wait until you have to wheel yourself down the court with Mario-esque precision! 🏀🚀 But here’s the tea ☕—the *Switch 2* is flexing its new Joy-Con mouse mode like it’s in a rave. Talk about innovation! 💻📈 Move over, regular controls! We're simulating wheel spins like we're at a skill-based carnival ride! 🎡 “I can’t believe this is happening,” said Anonymous Dev #1. “But I guess if *Wii Sports* could get everyone up and moving, then why not take wheelchair basketball mainstream? 🤷‍♂️" Oh, and let’s be real: If you can’t handle the controls, just remember—this is all part of the *programming* experience, right? 🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE: This game will either be the next eSports phenomenon or the kind of cringe that makes you want to throw your Switch into the nearest lava pit. Either way, the internet will explode! 💣💥 Grab your mouse controls and prepare for some hilariously chaotic gameplay, gamers! 🤖💰 #StonksOrStink?