🎮🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo's gone OFF THE RAILS with their latest "Drag x Drive" nonsense—because why use ONE mouse when you can use TWO?? 🤡💀 That’s right, fam. Nintendo decided the world needed a game that demands you operate TWO Joy-Cons like an octopus at a rave! 🦑💃 Are you ready to rage-quit while your inner child simultaneously screams, “This is fine!”? 🐶🔥 Imagine this: 🧠💥 while you're trying to navigate menus and dodge existential dread, you’re juggling TWO Switch remotes like some sort of chaotic circus act. I can see the tweet now: “Why did I buy this? I could've been playing Minecraft.” 😂💔 📢 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We just wanted to see if we could get people frustrated enough to meme about it!" - Generic Nintendo Dev #5567 Drake's pointing at simplicity with the controller over here, while we're out here with our galaxy-brain strategies and thumb calisthenics! 😂 So, what's the score? ✌️🤖 ⚡️ HOT TAKE: Within 6 months, kids are gonna start using TWO mice for homework—future generations be like "Drag x Drive taught me multi-tasking!" 💰💼 No cap, this is BIG BRAIN content, folks! 🚀 #NintendoChaos #TooManyMice