🚨💻 BREAKING: North Korea Goes Crypto-Crazy with BeaverTail Malware! 🦫💸 Yo fam, the DPRK just dropped a new crypto scheme that’s wilder than your uncle’s TikTok dances! 🤡💀 Apparently, these hackers are using ClickFix lures to serve up some shady BeaverTail malware. And no, it’s not a tasty pastry—more like a one-way ticket to your bank account's demise! 🚀🔥 GitLab must've been sipping on that “this is fine” meme juice when they revealed that these cyber goons are targeting marketing and trading roles instead of dev gigs (bless their hearts 🙏). Like, maybe they think crypto traders are more likely to fall for it? Drippin’ with cringe, am I right? Drake's facepalm is strong with this one! 👀✋ 🔍 Leaked developer convo: Dev A: “Yo, you heard North Korea's serving BeaverTail?!” Dev B: “Peep this—Crypto jobs are the new daycare for hackers! No cap.” So here’s the tea: they’re coming for your stonks now, folks 🤑💔. My hot take? Soon we’ll see a new line of malware called “Instagram,” and it’s going to make your likes disappear faster than your crypto gains! 🔥🚀 Share this with your squad so they don’t get caught slippin’! #BeaverTailIsntYummy #K-PopHacks