"Downloading iOS 26? 🤖 Do these 6 things or risk being a boomer 🥴💀. Thank me later, fam!"
💥🎉🚨iOS 26 is dropping, and you KNOW it’s time to check your phone's spiritual alignment! Before you go full ghost mode with that shiny new update, here are 6 MUST-DOs that will save your soul (and your storage). Thank me later, fam! 🔥👇 1️⃣ **Delete All Your Ex’s Texts**: Trust me, you don’t need those vibes. 🚫📱 *"You think you’ll miss them? Just boot up your therapy app instead!" - *an imaginary iOS dev*. 2️⃣ **Update Your Social Media Apps**: If TikTok crashes during the update, I’m blaming it all on your outdated apps, no cap. 📉🤖 *“We’re still waiting for the ‘beep boop’ update to TikTok.” – *also a made-up dev*. 3️⃣ **Clear Your Instagram DMs**: Stonks on that declutter life! No one wants to see “Hey stranger” from 2019 on their new iOS. 💔📩 4️⃣ **Charge Your Battery**: Because, let's be real, the 2% life is NOT a vibe. 💀🔋 *"But I was really vibing with my low battery aesthetic!" – An emo teenager*. 5️⃣ **Backup Everything**: This isn’t a drill. If you lose that meme compilation from 2013, your life might as well be over. 💾🔥 6️⃣ **Disable 3rd Party Cookies**: Stay safe out there, fam! 🕵️♀️🍪 *"Who has time for cookies when we’re playing chess at a galactic level?" – A dev who peaked too early*. 🔥✨HOT TAKE: By 2025, having a phone will be like owning a pet rock, and updates will be just "AI feel good" notifications. This will SUPPL
