🍕💀 HOLD UP! Is this the snack-pocalypse we’ve been waiting for?! 😱✨ Ladies and gents, your favorite crunchy masterpieces, Doritos and Cheetos, are finally trying to be the wholesome snack we never knew we needed with their new Simply NKD line! No cap, it’s dye-free and flavor-sans-artificialy goodness!! 🚫💀 But wait, what’s next? *Baked* Cheetos? Organic Doritos? This is like Drake pointing at my heart with the “I love you but don’t love the artificial stuff” face! 😂💔 Meanwhile, the original eye-searing orange snacks are still on the shelves – what a classic case of “This is fine” meme energy! 🔥🤡 👴 Leaked developer quote: "We just want to make snacks for the health-conscious, but we still want to see people hallucinate rainbows after eating our chips!" 🤖💬 Listen, fam, if I wanted a snack that resembles a color palette for a toddler's finger painting, I’d eat a fruit salad. 🍏🌈 But let's be real, fr fr, no one’s ready to say goodbye to that cheesy goodness! **Hot take**: Within 5 years, every snack will be dye-free, and we’ll all be juicing kale chips while crying about how “food used to taste good.” Get ready—stonks are in a downward spiral! 🚀💰💀