🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DOORDASH DATA BREACH! 🚨 Get ready to say "Oops, my bad!" because Doordash just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023: "My Address Is Out There"! 🎤💔🔥 In a scandal that would make even the most seasoned reality TV villain blush, our beloved "Bring Me Burgers" app has leaked your 🔥 NAMES 🔥, 🔥 ADDRESSES 🔥, and 🔥 PHONE NUMBERS 🔥 into the wild. 🍔📦👀 *cue ominous music* Doordash is like that friend who “seals the deal” but still manages to leave all the doors unlocked. 🥴💀 One disgruntled dev allegedly said, "We wanted to give users a *personal touch*... not *personal info*!" 😂🤦‍♂️ Law enforcement is now involved, but let’s be real – they’re just gonna show up with cold pizza ✌️ 🍕🤷‍♂️. Meanwhile, Doordash is out here shilling their "new security protocols" like it’s gonna save us from the chaos. 🤡🛡️ And to all you hackers, keep yourself busy! This is your “get rich quick” scheme, not financial advice 😤💰. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2024, we’ll ALL be ordering food through holographic servers that know our deepest secrets and deliver our pizza before we even think about it. No cap! Stonks UP! 📈🚀 #DoordashDespair #PrivacyWho?