🚨BREAKING: PENNY-AGEDDON IS UPON US!🚨💔💰 So get this, y’all: the *mighty penny* 🪙—that tiny piece of copper-zinc magic—is like the “Ew, I hate you” boyfriend that *everyone* wants back now that he’s ghosted us. Less than a month since the last penny dropped (RIP, Nov 12, 2022 🙌) and guess what? THE WOES OF PENNY SHORTAGES ARE REAL. Stores are basically offering you cash for ‘em like they’re prized Pokémon cards 💸💎. You remember when you thought “Penny for your thoughts” was a joke? Nope, turns out it’s the *freakin’* stock market now! 📈 Stonks are up on this one-cent wonder like it’s the latest crypto💎💰. Meanwhile, stores are sweating more than gamers at a LAN party 🥵. Imagine this convo in a back alley of the store: 💬 **Developer 1:** "Can you believe people are hoarding pennies?” 💬 **Developer 2:** “Bruh, it’s literally the last remaining asset before the economy crashes.” Like, this is fine 😅🔥. We slept on the penny, and now it’s a collectors’ item. MARK MY WORDS: By 2025, we’ll be trading our pennies for avocado toast, and no cap, they’ll be worth more than your sense of style. Stay woke, fam! 🤡🚀💀