🚨✨🔥 4 Apple Devices You Should ABSOLUTELY NOT Buy This Month (And 9 That Are Safe, Kinda) 🍏💸🤡 Yo fam, listen up! Before you sprint to the nearest Apple store like it's Black Friday and you're trying to snag the last iPhone, let's drop some knowledge bombs 💣 on the TOP FOUR Apple disasters of the month. Here’s a hot take straight from the Apple devs (totally real convo, no cap): **Dev 1:** "Honestly, who even asked for the new MacBook Air? 😩" **Dev 2:** "Fr fr, they just made it slightly thinner and like... colored it purple? 🙄" 1. **MacBook Air** - Slimmer, lighter, and equally useless for any actual work! 🚀💀 2. **iPhone 15** - Same design since time began... 0/10 for innovation, but hey, that price tag is looking *STONKS* 💰💰 3. **iPad Pro** - They call it "Pro" but it's about as "Pro" as a toddler in a business suit. 🤖👶 4. **AirPods Pro 3** - Seriously? You want me to pay $249 for glorified cotton buds? I’d rather get my ears pierced again! ⚰️💀 Now for that sweet, sweet release plan. You might wanna just get the last season's AirPods on sale (they're practically free now). As for the 9 "safe" devices? Who can tell? 🤷‍♂️ It's Apple—*this is fine* 🔥. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** I predict Apple will drop a new product line of "Apple Fruit" in 2024 🍏🤡 - juicier than ever, but still overpriced! Keep your wallet safe, fam! 🤪✌