🚨🎬 BREAKING NEWS: DONKEY KONG IS GETTING HIS OWN MOVIE! 🍌🎥 That’s right, folks! Nintendo is gearing up to drop a DK-sized banger on us 🍕🔥! They just filed a copyright notice for an “Untitled Donkey Kong Project” 🤖💼. In a shocking twist of fate, President Shuntaro Furukawa casually dropped the tea in an investors call! ☕💸 “We’re working on more movies,” he said, as if he didn’t just trigger a whole penguin army of Nintendo fans. 🐧💥 Now, peep this: while we wait for the official announcement, imagine Donkey Kong swinging through vines and shoving bananas in people’s faces like a mix between King Kong and your uncle at Thanksgiving. 😭🍌💨 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, we just want to give DK a chance to throw barrels at the Hollywood elite! Like, what even is a Marvel movie without a giant gorilla?” 🦍💥 Stonks alert! 📈 This is based as heck, no cap. But let’s be real, if they mess up the voice casting, I'm gonna lose it 🤡🤬! This is just the beginning, fam! I predict the entire film industry will soon be taken over by video game characters, and we’ll be debating which character is best at throwing hands on Twitter! 💥🕊️💀 #NintendoTakeover 🚀✨