🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DONKEY KONG BANANZA HAS ARRIVED & IT'S A SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE! 🍌🎮 Hold onto your bananas, folks, ‘cause Nintendo is about to send you on a wild ride through MULTILEVEL MAYHEM like it's a Waluigi meme IRL! 🤪💥 This isn’t just a game, it’s a therapy session where you can SMASH your worries away! 🥊💔 Summer escapism? More like SUMMER PUNCH-OUT! 🌞💪 Get ready to slap some barrels like they owe you money, fam! 💰💸 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We made Donkey Kong Bananza so parents could wrestle the controllers back from their kids. Just wait until they realize it's a secretly educational game about managing your emotional health through banana violence." 🤡👾 And let's be real: if you’re NOT playing this game with your mini-me while throwing popcorn at the screen like it’s a Michael Bay explosion, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️💥 🔥💀💡 Prediction: Two years from now, Donkey Kong will be the mascot for corporate retreats. Team-building through monkey mayhem is the future, and I’m here for it! 🍌🚀 Share this with your squad, because summer is ABOUT to get chaotic! 💞🔥 #DonkeyKong #BananzaOrBUST