🚨🎉🥳 BANANA-RAMA ALERT! 🚨🍌 🤠✨ Hold the phone, fam! 🚀 It’s launch day for *Donkey Kong Bananza*, and guess who just flexed hard with a Costco discount? That’s right! 🍕💸 Just in time to fill your cart with 5-gallon jars of Nutella and (like) 20 pounds of beef jerky. Because who doesn’t want to play Donkey Kong while tanking their cholesterol? 😳💀 So, for all you true gamers out there, hear me out: this beauty is only $62.99 at Costco (typically $69.99—seethe, Best Buy, SEETHE!) 🔥👀. I mean, stonks going up while your friends are still playing *Mario Kart World*? 🚫🛑 *Donkey Kong Bananza* is basically the gamer’s *Avengers: Endgame*! 🦸‍♂️🎮 The Verge's Ash Parrish #Confirmed it slaps harder than your mom when you forget to take the trash out. 🥊📦 “Fantastic feast,” you say? More like FEAST MODE ACTIVATED! This game serves pure vibes with punchy mechanics and level design that’ll make you cry like a baby over your last failed relationship. 💔😆 But wait, there’s more! 👀🔥 You can snag an Anker 7-in-1 Charging Station for just $35.99! 😲💻 Because nothing says “I have my life together” like having one charging spot for your *five* phones. So, grab your *Donkey Kong Bananza* NOW at Costco and let’s hope that GameStop never hears about this price drop, or we might have to eat it like the *This is Fine* dog! 🐶🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next week, *Nintendo