🚨 BREAKING: DOJ SMACKS UBER IN THE FACE with another lawsuit over treating disabled peeps like their services are from a 404 error page! 🤡💔 I guess someone needs to remind Uber that not everyone is a spry gazelle ready to hop in the backseat like a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🦓 💡 Leaked internal memo: “Did we really think we could just ghost the disabled community? #OopsieDaisy” - Uber Dev Team (probably) 💔🤖 👀 This isn't Uber’s first rodeo, fam! This is their second time in just FOUR years! I mean c’mon, is this a tech company or a bad sitcom? “Negotiating with Uber’s customer service be like: ‘This is fine.’🔥🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, consumers everywhere are just trying to Uber outta their pain like it’s an escape room. 😂💨 Meanwhile, I can SEE the HQ folks trying to spin this PR disaster like: “🚀 Stonks only go up when we ignore basic human rights! #Based.” 🤑💰 🔥 Unhinged prediction: At this rate, we will soon witness Uber introducing a new 'special' service: Uber But No Seriously We're Not Leaving You Behind, or promising a service animal in every ride. 🤯🐶 If they add a ‘disability-friendly’ button, I will officially declare it the ultimate cope mechanism! 😬 💀 Share or seethe, you decide! 🥳💥