🚨👀 CALLING ALL TEKKIE MEMERS: New hot mess alert! 💥🍵 So grab your popcorn because your boy Pompompurin—yeah, that dude with the BreachForums throne—just got a *surprise* 3-year vacation in the clink! 🏢💀 The DOJ is basically saying, “We see you in your cybercrime villain arc, but this plot twist is way too spicy, fam.” 🥵🔥 You thought the DEVS were gonna let you run a cyber hot tub time machine without consequences? Nah, bruh! They got the evidence like “stonks” 📈 but... in a totally cringe way. 🤖 *Imagine devs in a meeting:* 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "So what's the penalty for cyber villainy?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Honestly, bro? Three years feels like a slap on the wrist. Make it more like 10... lol." ⚠️ Just in: Pompompurin was apparently trying to cook up a sequel to his crime saga, but the feds were like, “Nope, not today!” 🚫📉 This situation is giving serious *This Is Fine* vibes—like, dude, you’re literally on fire but sipping your coffee. 🔥🔮 Predictions: By 2025, “Pompompurin” will be the hottest new meme template! Brace yourself for those “Going to prison be like” TikToks, you won’t be able to escape it! 🚀💸 This dude went from *hacker* to *snacker*—of government cheese! 🎉🚨 Shout out to justice for snatching his keyboard and giving him a lesson in accountability! 💪😅 #ByeFelicia