🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: The DOJ Just Got a Major Brain Update 🤯💥 Grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Department of Justice just announced that they’re NOT coming for your decentralized crypto dev friends anymore! That's right, folks! No more "we're gonna sue you into oblivion" just because you’re trying to turn your code into digital stonks 💹💸. In an epic regulatory retreat, they’re basically saying, “We ain’t mad, we just confused... and broke 💔.” 🤡 So, if your code is as innocent as a meme cat 🐱, you can sleep easy knowing the Feds aren't lurking in the shadows like that one friend who always cancels plans. 👤 Developer Quote Leak: “I mean, I was just trying to innovate, not siphon off funds like a crypto vampire 🧛‍♂️. Now I can finally focus on building my meme coin, BitFrog 🐸💚!” Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: the DOJ realizes that crypto is like trying to regulate a wild, rebellious toddler after 5 energy drinks—mostly harmless but still a bit chaotic! 😂🔥 Prediction: By 2025, every grandma will be mining Dogecoin on her flip phone. 🌌🚀 Just wait for it. No cap. 🤪 Share this with your crypto crew before the SEC shows up to ruin the party! 🎉📉💀