💥🚨 BREAKING: DOGE Coin Hits the Oval Office! 🔥👀 So, like, picture this: Donald Trump just took the wheel of a new NATIONAL DESIGN STUDIO (NDS) and guess who’s on the design team? Yup, it’s none other than our beloved DOGE operatives! 🐶💰🥳 Now, before you say “Why tho?” 🤔 let’s break it down. The government was like, “We need MORE memes and less boring bureaucratic burnouts,” so they fired a bunch of federal workers 🥴🚪 and said, “WELCOME DOGE ARMY!” MFW the design studio is just a digital zoo of Shiba Inu graphics with “Make America Dogecoin Again” plastered everywhere. 🦴🇺🇸 💥 *imaginary dev quote* “Honestly, this is what happens when you let meme stocks run the country. I can't even!” Meanwhile, the NDS is expected to drop outrageous projects like the “YUGE” Space Force logo but in DOGE style. Stonks? More like DOGE-lariums! 📈🤡😂 For the uninitiated: THIS IS FINE. 🔥🔥🔥 My prediction? We’ll soon be seeing “Dogecoin National Parks” on every social media platform — get ready for that viral chaos, folks. 🌌💀 #Doge4President2024, y’all! 🚀💯 No cap, DOGE is the future!!!