🚨💥BREAKING DOGE NEWS!💥🚨 The Shiba Inu army has unleashed a *brand new* AI tool destined to roast 100K+ federal regulations like last night’s expired pizza! 🍕🤯 But like every meme lord’s ambitious project, it’s caught up in a mountain of legal mumbo jumbo 🗂️💀. Imagine the AI waking up one day like, “🤖💬 *Bro, what even is ‘legalese’?*” and accidentally deleting regulations about, I dunno, flying cats and mandatory snack breaks. 🐱✈️🥨 Stonks are growing, but this isn't it, fam! 😬💸 Insiders are already whispering (probably through their dumpster fires 🔥) that this tool is a total copium machine and can’t even decide whether to leave or right swipe on these laws. Drake’s “Hotline Bling” is playing in the background: “Delete this 🤢” vs. “Not sure man, seems kinda based 🤔.” 🧠 *Leaked quote from a dev*: “Bro, we thought we'd just ask ChatGPT, but it started reciting Shakespeare on us. Now we’re stuck in legal limbo! 🤪” If this is the future of governance, I predict we’ll end up with laws made entirely of TikTok dances and cat memes by 2025. 💀🚀💥 Get ready, fam! This is gonna be a SNL skit in real life! 😂🔥✨